Grumpster
1:26 Mon Oct 12
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I'm not one to put it about too much, but have always been quite lucky with them and so have never had one that made it a struggle to enjoy.
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Dan M
1:11 Mon Oct 12
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A Canadian bird I met at Popscene in the mid 90s. Got hold of her in some shady corner of the club on Friday and took out the following week. Ended up at her flat somewhere in West London.
It was ten minutes in which my old chap came into contact with all thirty-two of her Ontarian teeth. When she had finished it looked like a tube of Signal toothpaste.
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Justin P
12:51 Mon Oct 12
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100 posts by teatime
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ted fenton
12:49 Mon Oct 12
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Years ago my mate said that his wife had a sharp tooth that spoilt his blowy !!
He was right.
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SecondOpinion
12:37 Mon Oct 12
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Best way to get the best blow job?
Tell your new girlfriend that your old girlfriend was superb at giving head.
Nothing like a bit of competition between ladies
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Lovejoy
11:23 Mon Oct 12
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The one where the bird fell asleep during mid-blow. She was drunk and I just lay there and waited for her to wake up and finish me off.
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stomper
4:50 Mon Oct 12
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A dead pig at Oxford University? Not a confession, merely speculation.
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joyo
3:45 Mon Oct 12
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The one that gives you herpes
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Bullet
2:00 Mon Oct 12
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Alfs funny you should say, my missus is like Fanny Cradock in the kitchen but blowie's are more elusive than the wedding cake.
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Aalborg Hammer
1:45 Mon Oct 12
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The old joke went..How do you describe the worst blow job you ever had....Fannnnnntastic!!
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collyrob
1:42 Mon Oct 12
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After8 12:50 Mon Oct 12
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never had a bad one, we men know how to get the job done.
You disgusting weird cunt
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Alfs
1:38 Mon Oct 12
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I'm very proud (and grateful) that my missus is WORLD CLASS when it comes to BJs.
She's a shit cook though - so swings and roundabouts.
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Honest Hammer
1:26 Mon Oct 12
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Had a fair few where they've just sort of rolled the lips back over the teeth and just bobbed their head for a couple of minutes.
Zero helmet action too, unacceptable and were duly moved on.
Being dumped by me would be a low point in any young lady's youth.
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Northern Sold
1:01 Mon Oct 12
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* claps hands *
Oh well.... that's the end of the thread...
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After8
12:50 Mon Oct 12
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never had a bad one, we men know how to get the job done.
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One Flew
12:45 Mon Oct 12
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Chim, I remember you, you used to write the readers letters in Men Only.
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Ronald_antly
12:41 Mon Oct 12
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Spandex Sidney wrote...
"So your cock is the size of a mini milk? Mine is like a fucking MAGNUM! "
0.44 inches?
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Hammer and Pickle
12:19 Mon Oct 12
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Guys.
This is all morally wrong.
It has been universally established that Spandex has no dick.
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Spandex Sidney
12:17 Mon Oct 12
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bruuuno 11:32 Sun Oct 11
So your cock is the size of a mini milk? Mine is like a fucking MAGNUM!
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Hammer and Pickle
12:08 Mon Oct 12
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Scraper 11:39 Sun Oct 11
Would you like to take over for an evening sunshine?
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chim chim cha boo
12:00 Mon Oct 12
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When I worked in porn a girl some of you might know called Delta White came and shot some scenes. She's a very good looking girl but has loads of piercings.
The soppy millionaire cunt who owned the company and 'starred' in the films bought her upstairs to post production (she was dressed as a schoolgirl at the time) and introduced her to us which he'd never done before with the other brasses. He was making a right fuss of her and was being on his best behaviour. This of course made us all very suspicious.
About half an hour later Dave the cameraman comes into the office with his camera and gets me to stick his digital tape into the machine for a look so we all gathered round the screen. He did this quite often when a shoot had gone wrong so we all looked forward to watching his porno disaster films.
I switch it on and there's good old Delta going at my bosses' nob like a dog on hot chips when suddenly she stops, looks up at him with a sort of confused face and spits out a spectacular amount of blood. One of her piercings had caught on his banjo string.
My boss (who's a fundamental Oxford-educated coward) screams like a girl and runs off to the bog. Dave follows him with the camera and he's screaming 'BETH (the studio manager) QUICK-HELP ME!' with blood pissing down his legs.
He was trying to get Beth to look at his tattered nob and put a bandage on it and she was saying 'fuck off I'm not going near that'.
Unfortunately it wasn't as bad as we all hoped it would be and so once he was nicely wrapped up he decided that as he'd probably given Delta White bad AIDS he'd do the gentlemanly thing and take her on a no-expenses-spared tour of the post-production offices on a ratty run-down industrial estate in Chessington.
I miss that job.
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